A random thread about some random stuff I randomly thought of

[Hambil]

Why don't I get a milkshake when I shake milk?
If you aren't supposed to eat buggers why do they taste so good?

Sometimes I think if we all just took a second to stop and smell the flowers we'd realized what a massive waste of time it is and shut the fuck up about it already.

Voyager kind of sucked.

I really can't decide if Jessica Simpson is hot or not.

The last really good TV show ever made was Quark.

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[CaptainWacky]

She's not hot.

 

[Hambil]

I can't decide if Lady Gaga is hot or not.

In the song I'm on a Boat he says he fucked a mermaid but the mermaid is question is a fish from the hips down so exactly how does that work?

Boobs or butt?

I think my penis is shrinking.

 

[Gagh]

 

[CaptainWacky]

She is, I don't know, both, I'm not surprised.

 

[Donovan]

I can't decide if Lady Gaga is hot or not.

out of makeup, kinda.

In the song I'm on a Boat he says he fucked a mermaid but the mermaid is question is a fish from the hips down so exactly how does that work?

Exactly like normal HEYOOOOOOOOO!

Boobs or butt?

Female, yes please. Male, not so much.

I think my penis is shrinking.

That means you're done. Get a tissue, clean up and click close the popup pr0n window.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Two can play at this game.

She's hot and not.

Fish have genitals, so a woman with the lower body of a fish could still be fucked, unless fish genitals are near the head or something, I'm really not an expert on this subject I'm afraid.

Boobs. Always go with the answer that shit doesn't come out of on occasion.

Yeah, your dick probably is shrinking. But you know, there's a name for that fear.

Bonus answer: buggers are not for eating. They're for buggeration.

 

[Donovan]

I don't know about the rest but I have no wish to be buggerated at this time.

 

[FBI parte due]

WE DON'T NEED NO BUGGERATION, YEAH, NO, I'M A BIG LESBIAN - Alicia "P!nk" Moore

 

[Donovan]

I would totally buggerate Pink. That would be one in the Pink and one in the stink, all at the same time. Eww I think I just grossed myself out...

 

[Tisiphone]

I'd buggerate Pink as well.

 

[Tisiphone]

Or more like tonguerate. But you get the picture.

 

[Hambil]

Dickophobic dickophile dickophilia

Stick your dick in ophilia. Hmmm....

I hate red.

I hate hate.

I hate hating hate.

I hate shoes they make my feet swell.

I hate that swell also means okay because it's not fucking okay.

Sasha Grey is not a bad actress for a porn star and pretty hot too.

Is that supposed to be a banner at the top of the page or did someone take a shit then wank off on it?

 

[headvoid]

Do people still say "swell"

If so they should be shot.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd rather fuck Pink than Gaga, yeah, but they'd probably rather fuck each other than me.

 

[headvoid]

I would rather have a nice cup of tea.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd rather hold hands with Sunshine from Big Brother.

 

[Hambil]

Heart attack, heart failure, sleep apnea, anxiety/panic attacks, depression, agorophobia, neurpathic pain COME ON ALREADY! It's like a fucking Jason movie. Just kill me for fucks sake. Then cut up my body, burn each piece seperately and bury the ashes in space age sealed drums at the most geographically distant locations from each other as mathimatically possible. Otherwise, I'll fucking come back or something.



Do women surf the net for porn?

Why can't somebody make a decent back scratcher? Is it really that hard? Do we need NASA to get involved or something?

Does screaming at the top of your lungs help?

 

[Consumer]

In all seriousness:

Eliminate McDonald's breakfast every day: 810 calories
Eliminate 2 sodas: 300 calories
Eliminate candy : 200 calories

Result: 1310 calories eliminated from daily diet.
Loosing weight, added a 1/2 hour of aerobic exercise too...not strenuous either.

Might help your sleep apnea. Go for the "low hanging fruit".

 

[Consumer]

double post.

Eliminate this and save weight on the thread too!