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A serious discussion about Kristin Bell's face

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
So, I think you guys have got it wrong. I ain't bein funny or nothin, but she strikes me as one of those girls who looks totally hot at first because she's got highlights and nice skin and wears revealing clothing, but when you look closer you notice she has a funny nose.. something wrong with her eyes(a certain "Josh Hartnett factor") and wobbly Cherie Blair mouth.

Top spec bod tho.
 
Lots of people get off on her voice. I don't feel it.

Then again, I'm not a horny man.
 
She's super cute. End of.
 
I thought you was talking about Kristen Stewart at first. I had them mixed up.

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY... YOU F'N PERVS!
 
YOU'RE DEAD TO ME NOW JOHN.
 
Don't use the phrase "end of" please, it reminds me of certain unlikable Big Brother contestants.
 
She has a Julia Roberts mouth - urrrrgh.

BTW - I once met a semi famous model (now a TV presenter) who upon meeting her, initially I was shocked by her face - it was kind of odd looking. Supermodel looks are that odd that at first they are freaky. No-one looks like that - they are genetic oddities.

I would still have crawled naked over broken glass to sleep with her - don't get me wrong - but she did look odd.
 
I think Kristen Bell is cute, but MAYBE it's her quirks that make her cute I DON'T KNOW.

Speaking of super models, why does anyone think Kate Moss is hot? She has a weird mouth NOT quirky cute weird just weird.
 
Favourable lighting.
 
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
 
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Proves me point exactly.
 
INFINITE DIVERSITY IN INFINITE COMBINATIONS
 
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