A Serious Question for The Question...

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
OK. Here's a fun one: You want to make a living as a writer. Fucking terrible writers made a pile of cash with the "Twilight" and "50 Shades of Grey" franchises. Would you write a gay version of either ("Twinklight"/"50 Shades of Gay") if it meant you could make a successful living as an author and never have to work another day in your life? :marathon:
 

The Question

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1. No.
2. Why are you monomaniacally focused on gay shit all of a sudden?

If you're trying to come out to us, just fuckin' come out to us already. Shit or get off the pot.
 

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
I just find it interesting that your hatred of gays is stronger than your desire for success.
 

The Question

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I just find it interesting that your hatred of gays is stronger than your desire for success.
Not being part of a group doesn't mean hating the group. Only members of said group insist that it does.

At least be man enough to try to conquer through violence. Manipulation is how women and sissies do it.

:sarek:
 

Loktar

Pinata Whacker
OK. Here's a fun one: You want to make a living as a writer. Fucking terrible writers made a pile of cash with the "Twilight" and "50 Shades of Grey" franchises. Would you write a gay version of either ("Twinklight"/"50 Shades of Gay") if it meant you could make a successful living as an author and never have to work another day in your life? :marathon:
I'll do it. Heck, I already got suspended in high school for writing a homoerotic Spanish dialogue involving two dudes eating each other's beach balls. My Spanish teacher and the principal did not appreciate sexual innuendo in a foreign language.
 

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
The Question is like a flat-chested brunette that wants to be a porn star but won't do anal or gangbangs.

Freddie Mercury was gay but he did songs about loving fat-bottomed girls. Elton John. George Michael. Hell, Liberace. All gay but did songs about straight love because that was where the money was. Liberace even sued someone once for claiming he was gay--and he won.

Neil Patrick Harris, Jim Parsons and a ton of gay people have played straight people. I'm pretty sure the gay cowboys in "Brokeback Mountain" were played by straight actors.

You're telling me you'd rather be poor and unknown than write about something you don't personally like and make a living doing something you claim to want to do for a living. You must not want it *that* bad. Boo-hoo. Almost no one gets to do exactly what they want.
 

The Question

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You're telling me you'd rather be poor and unknown than write about something you don't personally like and make a living doing something you claim to want to do for a living.
I don't think you understand how fiction writing works. Me writing gay shit would be like you writing straight shit. The only people who buy it would instantly be wise to the fact that I don't understand them.

Anne Rice wrote books about faggoty metrosexual vampires for broads who wanted vampires to be faggoty and metrosexual. She understood the kind of deranged, pathetic broad who would buy books written by a deranged, pathetic broad.

Same with the Twilight and 50 Shades of Gay bitches. They know and understand their audience.

I don't get fags. So fags are not my audience. So I'm not writing shit for fags.

You, on the other hand, seem pretty fuckin' obsessed with faggotry. So you tap that market, if you're so worried that it's "underserved" or whatever's driving this weird obsession of yours. Less competition, more sales for you. Get to work.
 

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
Oh. OK. You're just not a very good writer. I get it. Never mind.
 

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
I'm just going to go out on a limb and say the guy that wrote about Hannibal Lecter wasn't a serial killer and JK Rowling wasn't a wizard. But they were able to write about those things anyway.
 

Loktar

Pinata Whacker
I'm just going to go out on a limb and say the guy that wrote about Hannibal Lecter wasn't a serial killer and JK Rowling wasn't a wizard. But they were able to write about those things anyway.
How do you know JK Rowling isn't a wizard? She seems to have based the character of Dolores Umbridge on herself. They're both dried up useless old cunts.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
I'm just going to go out on a limb and say the guy that wrote about Hannibal Lecter wasn't a serial killer and JK Rowling wasn't a wizard. But they were able to write about those things anyway.

Well you blew that one (see what I did there? ;) )

Frank Stone wrote the story of Gary Heidnik who was the basis for the Buffalo Bill character. When he wasn't writing about Charles Dickens (see what I did there?) He spent a large portion of his career masturbating to the antics of various serial killers.

JK Rowling probably plagiarized her novels as someone way before her was writing about "muggles" but that author was a self proclaimed "wizard"
 

The Question

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Oh. OK. You're just not a very good writer. I get it. Never mind.
See? That, right there, is the kind of shit women do. You can go write gay shit for money.
 

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
Anyway, the question wasn't are you able to write gay fiction, it was "if you were able to do it and make a living at it, would you?" and you're like "Nope. Don't care if writing is my dream job. Not going to do it if it involves teh gay." Sounds pretty homophobic to me. :marathon:
 

The Question

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Anyway, the question wasn't are you able to write gay fiction, it was "if you were able to do it and make a living at it, would you?" and you're like "Nope. Don't care if writing is my dream job. Not going to do it if it involves teh gay." Sounds pretty homophobic to me. :marathon:
Oh, is that "what the question was" now? 'Cause here's what the question was then:

Volpone said:
OK. Here's a fun one: You want to make a living as a writer. Fucking terrible writers made a pile of cash with the "Twilight" and "50 Shades of Grey" franchises. Would you write a gay version of either ("Twinklight"/"50 Shades of Gay") if it meant you could make a successful living as an author and never have to work another day in your life? :marathon:

You wanna maybe take a minute to get your story straight? Pardon the phrasing. Also:

Volpone said:
Sounds pretty homophobic to me.

How's this grab ya: I don't fucking care. Call me "racist", "sexist", "homophobic", "islamophobic", "anti-semitic", "fascist", blah, blah, blah. Every single square millimeter of tread has been worn off that old tire, and none of that shit has any traction with me.
 
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Volpone

Zombie Hunter
How about "Mmmm....Vape pen..."
 

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Here.


Now, if you think being "manly" means being suicidal, do us all a favor: get dressed up in your Indiana Jones costume, go sit in your A-Team van, and "manly" yourself.
 

CeeJay

NEW AGE POSTING
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