A special Mine Field welcome to the strippers

[CaptainWacky]

The sound of hoofbeats 'cross the glade,
Good folk, lock up your son and daughter,
Beware the deadly flashing blade,
Unless you want to end up shorter.
Black Adder, Black Adder, he rides a pitch black steed.
Black Adder, Black Adder, he's very bad indeed.
Black: his gloves of finest mole,
Black: his codpiece made of metal,
His horse is blacker than a vole,
His pot is blacker than his kettle.
Black Adder, Black Adder, with many a cunning plan.
Black Adder, Black Adder, you horrid little man.

 

[Caitriona]

*sobs*

That was just... just.. beautiful!!

*sobs*

 

[CaptainWacky]

BALDRICK, THE COCKERSPANIEL PLEASE...

 

[Ishcabittle]

I THINK THEY LOVED IT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'M IN WITH TEH GIRLS NOW LOL!

 

[The Question]

But it's not until you're IN the girls that we shall pay our tribute of finely cooked windshields OMGWTFLOL

 

[Monolith]

I'm not wearing any pants! My account says so...

How did they know?

 

[Ishcabittle]

IT'S MAJICKAL.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Where did they all go?

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Strippers were actually all Grammour Boy's sisters.