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Onto a shaky start here, because I might be the only MFer who actually watches top gear, but maybe Menty is another, he was sticking around right?
OK, so one of the new guys, who was also in the terrible Chris Evens version is a racing driver himself, Chris Harris.
Now in the old days when they did the star in the car, the stig used to show them round the track, we didnt see this, but the guests often mentioned it, now Chris Harris shows them round the track, and the stig is hardly in the show, some weeks not appearing at all.
Enter my theory.
Chris Harris is the stig, he was the stig in the last few years when the old cast was still in place, before they all left for amazon.
Legally the stig is owned by the BBC, but he didnt leave, so maybe they reward his loyalty by giving him an on screen role, then they hire Sabine, another racing driver so he is not always half a lap ahead of the other presenters.
Chris Evans wants the show to be another TFI friday vanity project, so he gets shunted to the background, but when the ginger fucks off Joey is happy to let the stig be a co presenter, because lets face it, hes the god damned stig.
Of course I cant prove any of this, but then again, it is the internet.
OK, so one of the new guys, who was also in the terrible Chris Evens version is a racing driver himself, Chris Harris.
Now in the old days when they did the star in the car, the stig used to show them round the track, we didnt see this, but the guests often mentioned it, now Chris Harris shows them round the track, and the stig is hardly in the show, some weeks not appearing at all.
Enter my theory.
Chris Harris is the stig, he was the stig in the last few years when the old cast was still in place, before they all left for amazon.
Legally the stig is owned by the BBC, but he didnt leave, so maybe they reward his loyalty by giving him an on screen role, then they hire Sabine, another racing driver so he is not always half a lap ahead of the other presenters.
Chris Evans wants the show to be another TFI friday vanity project, so he gets shunted to the background, but when the ginger fucks off Joey is happy to let the stig be a co presenter, because lets face it, hes the god damned stig.
Of course I cant prove any of this, but then again, it is the internet.
