Shatna
SOINT PLUT!
A man goes to see his doctor because he feels distressed. Life is frightening and uncertain, and even the internet has become stale and bitter and boring. The man feels he is losing himself, and posting to message boards only drives him further and further into darkest despair. The doctor listens gravely and nods his head.
"I have just the solution," he tells his patient. "Next time you are online, go to www.trollkingdom.com and seek out Captain Wacky, the site's most prolific and hilarious spammer. Read his many threads, and I assure you that you will be your old, happy self once again in no time."
"But doctor," cries the man. "I am Captain Wacky!"

"I have just the solution," he tells his patient. "Next time you are online, go to www.trollkingdom.com and seek out Captain Wacky, the site's most prolific and hilarious spammer. Read his many threads, and I assure you that you will be your old, happy self once again in no time."
"But doctor," cries the man. "I am Captain Wacky!"
