A True American

[SaintLucifer]

I AM AMERICAN...

I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or generally well-liked.

I don't live in a clean place, I don't eat nutritiously very often, and I don't drive well.

I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg.

Although I'm certain they weren't American.

I drink beer.....not good beer. I don't use utensils when eating.

I believe in guns for settling disputes, not discussions.

And I pronounce it AIN'T, not AREN'T.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack

...until I go anywhere, and what's the point in doing that.

Burger King IS fine dining. Cracker Jack IS a vegetable and WWF wrestling is real.

The UNITED STATES is the ONLY country in the world,

The FIRST nation of ignorance, and the BEST part of South America!

My name is Johnny Bob Jimmy Joe Ray...

...AND I AM AMERICAN!

 

[FBI parte due]

I AM LUCY...

I'm not intelligent, open-minded, or generally well-liked.

I spend my time making up lame trolls on message boards, stealing years-old, cliche'd material, and screaming "PWNED" when I realize I've fucked up and humiliated myself, yet again.

I'm a loser.

...AND I AM LUCY!

 

[starguard]

not to mention he eats buggars and chews on his toe nails

 

[SaintLucifer]

I AM LUCY...

I'm not intelligent, open-minded, or generally well-liked.

I spend my time making up lame trolls on message boards, stealing years-old, cliche'd material, and screaming "PWNED" when I realize I've fucked up and humiliated myself, yet again.

I'm a loser.

...AND I AM LUCY!

*ROTFLMAO* Still crying I see. No surprise there.

 

[FBI parte due]

*ROTFLMAO* Still crying I see. No surprise there.

Took you that long to make up a comeback, hmm?

 

[Donovan]

Couldn't remember how to spell ROTFLMAO...

 

[Enkephalen]

PWNED himself - again?

I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or generally well-liked.

:ccg:

 

[SaintLucifer]

You are a God!! Jack gave this to me.

If you say so. I always thought so myself. I guess that pic is you after you gave in to my charm yes? You must have payed me a lot of cash then.

 

[Enkephalen]

Amazing how Luci Goosey keeps doing himself in!

:ccg:

 

[Sarek]

He's obviously lacking for female attention in real life.

 

[SaintLucifer]

I want you to fuck me SaintLucifer!! Please! I beg of you.

For the millionth time NO I will not. I don't fuck FAT & UGLY not to mention STUPID.

 

[Sarek]

^Oh yeah? Well you're a fat, ugly, baldheaded slug!

No wait...

You're a skinny, pencil necked, pizza faced, geek!

No, wait...

You're a fat, ugly, baldheaded, slug!

No, wait...

You're a skinny, pencil necked.......

Fuck it. You're a moron.