A very easy psych test.

[Sredni Vashtar]

This works better if you don't ponder it. Just vote for the first one you think of.

If you suddenly found yourself in the middle of some unknown wilderness and you had to choose one of the following to take with you, which of these three would you take: A gun, a knife, or a dog?

 

[Dual]

Gun.

 

[Kitty]

:shank shank:

Ive watched a few nature shows. The knife would be really handy.

 

[Shitty Dual]

Dog, for a variety of [STRIKE]recipes[/STRIKE] reasons.

 

[Sarek]

I wouldn't find myself in the middle of some unknown wilderness.

 

[God's Afro]

Yeah, you live in the concrete jungle, the wilderness of the cities.

But I'd choose a knife. With a gun you can hunt, sure, but it's pretty much useless when it runs out of ammo. With a knife you can make shelters and weapons with the right know how. A dog requires more food and will only provide a limited amount of food when it dies.

 

[Sarek]

Yeah, you live in the concrete jungle, the wilderness of the cities.

But I'd choose a knife. With a gun you can hunt, sure, but it's pretty much useless when it runs out of ammo. With a knife you can make shelters and weapons with the right know how. A dog requires more food and will only provide a limited amount of food when it dies.

And, you have the added bonus of being able to slit your own throat. Try it.

 

[God's Afro]

There Sarek goes, not ignoring me again.

 

[FBI parte due]

You're a veritable master of puppets, Afro.

 

[God's Afro]

Yup. I can say innocent things like "The sky is blue" and people'd get a hard on in their hair.

 

[Sarek]

There Sarek goes, not ignoring me again.

Was I supposed to? Was there a special box that you checked when you signed up that said "I'm a moron and I expect people to not point it out and just ignore me."?

 

[God's Afro]

What are you? 12?

Grow the fuck up.

You just lack the capability to ignore me.

Every time you post to me you prove me right.

 

[Sarek]

^Hey Nappy Headed Afro, it's a message board. Pointing out your stupidity is almost a requirement.

 

[God's Afro]

Doing the moral thing means not doing what the other person is doing. If you want to claim the so-called superior moral high ground you'd realise that. And the stupidity is in not proving me wrong. You just can not ignore me under any circumstances. You basically doing the two wrong makes a right approach. And you just can't grow the fuck up.

 

[Sarek]

^Ok.

But you can still shut the fuck up. And get a haircut you nappy headed ho.

 

[God's Afro]

Why would I want to do that when it makes you so miserable?

In fact, I'd say you elected me your nemesis.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Can I bring a Leatherman™?