About time irony started working for me

[whisky]

I posted something for ebay the other day at a post office I have never used before, after I posted the parcel I noticed some Heroes action figures in the shop, so bought them, for some reason I didn't put them on till today, but less than an hour later the Claire figure sold for four times what I paid for it, to a guy who lived two miles down the road from the same shop.

I took it in person, I think the guy was a bit of a shut in, lived with his dad, for a moment I think his dad thought he had made a friend.

I figured he might be a bit embarrassed so left it in a bag so noone could tell what he bought.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You could have made friends with him!

 

[The Tomtrek]

But at least his Hayden Panettiere shine is that bit more complete, now.

 

[whisky]

You could have made friends with him!

I don't think he was interested in people that aren't made of plastic.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Maybe he'd like to ICQ with you!

 

[CaptainWacky]

You could have held a Claire figure up everytime you spoke so he could pretend it was talking to him.

 

[curiousa2z]

^QOTW

 

[Cassie]

You'd just have to ignore it when he started calling you Claire-bear.

 

[Dr Dave]

Maybe he'd like to ICQ with you!

Sounds kinky.

 

[Seph]

Sounds like he is gonna get his ice cold pole out. this should be shit.

 

[whisky]

I got good feedback, and thats an end to it

 

[CaptainWacky]

YU ODN'T GET TO DECIDE when it's over.