According to Auden

[Dark Pickle]

The poet is only a poet when he’s engaged in the act of writing a poem.

Does that mean a spammer is only a spammer when spamming?
A hooker is only a hooker when hooking?
A cook is only a cook when cooking?
A father is only a father when fathering?

What are we when we’re not doing what we are?

 

[Loktar]

Does that mean a spammer is only a spammer when spamming?
A hooker is only a hooker when hooking?
A cook is only a cook when cooking?
A father is only a father when fathering?

What are we when we’re not doing what we are?

sleeping?

 

[Yub]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maYnqbdo2jw"]YouTube - Sesame Street - Monster in the Mirror (celebrity version)[/ame]

 

[Hambil]

Do not wubba me or I will wubba you! Yeah, you tell them! WUBBA WOO WOO WOO FUCKERS!