ACTION MOVIE SCRIPT

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
(A young BLACK KID is driving a car listening to FIFTY CENT or something.)

Kid: YEAH, SO FULL OF LIFE, FUCK THE COPS!

(He spees through a RED LIGHT.)

Kid: YEAH, FUCK THAT SHIT, VIVA LIFE, WOO!

(Suddenly a GIANT ROBOT appears on the road in front of him. He skids to a halt.)

Kid: Shiiit!

(The robot bends over...but then its head is shot off by a LAZER BEAM and a UFO flies over.)

Kid: Yeah, kill dat crazy robot!

(The UFO shoots the kid with the lazer beam too, killing him in agony. The UFO flies towards the city where MORE ROBOTS are attacking. One of the robots jumps at the UFO but it lazer beams the shit out of it. The UFO lands in CENTRAL PARK. Some aliens get out. THEY ARE ALL HOT WOMEN.)

Hot Woman: This is just the beginning.

TO BE CONTINUED
 
Megan Fox to play news reporter who gets fired by her boss 2 hours before the attack and then goes back to have a shower (long scene) to wash and then all hell breaks loose and the boss calls her back in and has a "You're a maverick and I dont like you, but we need someone in Pittsburgh to cover the aliens and you are all I have, dont let me down" talk.
 
Shia Labeouf has a cameo where he screams "This is not my war" just before an alien lasers him TO DEATH.
 
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