Admiral Ackbar: "RAPEMAN_69 stole my General's Pointer!"

[Gagh]

Admiral Ackbar, a high-ranking fish-headed Arab, speaking from his sand-pit today stated that the popular (some say near-legendary) former Mine Field member RAPEMAN_69 nearly killed the Rebel Alliance's chances during the INTER-GALACTIC CIVIL WAR FOR THE ARAB'S OIL by stealing his famed pointer used during official meetings.

Ackbar stated "IT'S A BUM-WRAP, THE FUCKING WANKER STOLE MY FUCKING POINTER. I PUSHED THAT UP MON MOTHMA'S BOX, AND IT STILL HAD THE FISHY SCENT I REGARDED SO HIGHLY AS A REMINDER OF MORE INNOCENT TIMES. BY ROBBING ME OF THIS, HE HAS MADE MY GILLS FLAP, I CAN TELL YOU".

RAPEMAN_69 is rumoured to be in the process of listing the Vagina-stained Fish-rod for eBay.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He didn't say "IT'S A TRAP!" so I doubt the accuracy of that quote!

 

[Gagh]

He did say that as well as "JUST OILING MY TRAPS, DARLING" to Kirk in a skimpy dress.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE ONLY THING RAPEMAN STEALS IS INNOCENCE.

 

[Gagh]

RAPEMAN_69 left us all in the lurch when he stormed off out of here. I shall not forget his betrayal for coaxing Cosmic Average into his heel turn.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEp "Go on CA, take those SMART PILLS, you know you want to!" Little did CA know that they were actually IDIOT PILLS!

 

[Gagh]

Then they fell into all of our food

 

[CaptainWacky]

HAAHAH WE'RE BETTER OFF NOW THAT We'RE IDOTS, LET'S GO RENT SOME CHARMED DVDS AND THEN EAT THEM AND EAT OUT THEIR PUSSIES LOL DX DX SUCK IT BIATCH!