Baby_Manson_Jr
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An obedient, reverent and lonely waif is looking for a nice women to adopt me as her baby. I will obey your every word, and worship the ground you stand on (since I can't really walk). Please, please, fair lady adopt me!!!!
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Adopt Me, You Won't Regret It!!!
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Make yourself comfortable, kid, you're gonna be here awhile.
Baby_Manson_Jr
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The Question said:
I NEED MY MOMMY! i need her NOW!!
Baby_Manson_Jr said:
The tragic secret of your life is this, kid: you have no mommy. You were grown in a vat from a DNA sample of Bea Arthur's cellulite.