starguard said:I know this might be a little old, but this was funny as hell to me all the same :lol:
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SaintLucifer said:She should have beat the shit out of him instead. That's the NIGGER way.
Sarek said:Well, it didn't exactly work on you.
SaintLucifer said:I am Anglo-Saxon. That makes me member of a SUPERIOR RACE. Never forget it.
Enkephalen said:I didn't realize that being a Mom was a spectator sport.
Aurian said:That woman rocks!
Aurian said:you can sure try. *unimpressed*
SaintLucifer said:Oh come now sweetie. Don't play coy with me. I had never met you before when suddenly you began to appear in all of my threads and responded to OTHER posts right after I did the same. You are intrigued by the great SAINTLUCIFER are you not? I cannot say I blame you sweetheart. Do tell. I should like to see a description of yourself. Are you a blue-eyed blonde? If not, see fit to go away. I touch only those.
Sarek said:Oh give it up. The only woman you've ever touched had a glossy sheen and a staple in her navel.
SaintLucifer said:
I rather enjoyed your wife. You remember that time I told you about her? With the tiny gap in between your teeth where you are forced to stick your tiny thingy in order to be pleasured? She comes to me for a REAL man.
Odd that. I have never purchased a porno magazine in my entire life. With your description above, you have no doubt done so. Perhaps it is because I have never NEEDED one? Yet you have. Hmmm? The description of the bitch with a staple in her navel, was she your favourite?
SaintLucifer said:Are you a blue-eyed blonde? If not, see fit to go away. I touch only those.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]