starguard
Unluckiest Charm in the Box
Dumb Fuck got caught in a MAJOR insurance Scam :shock:
This Dimwitted Fucktard was going out buying old beat up cars, gets FULL COVERAGE INSURANCE ON THEM, then drives them all on the other side of town and totals them. Fool then abandons the car and reports it stolen, waits for the police to find it, then cashes the insurance check afterward.
Now....
He got away with it the first time. Stupid fuck then goes back out and does it again..AND THE DUMBASS USES THE SAME INSURANCE COMPANY. Again he gets away with it, but now they're starting to get sort of suspicious. Now the way I see things, I figure that this fool now has two strikes against him, and as you all know THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT..
Stupid Dungpile goes back out and does it again, now for the third time. The insurance company calls him and says "O.K we have eveything in order, all we need for you to do now is to come in and get your check." Genius goes prancing his dumbass down there, and guess who's down there waiting for him?. Why its good old Officer Friendly.. only now he's wearing plain clothes and is not so friendly this time :huh:
Dumb bastard is in Jail right now.. and just for the hell if it, I going to fuck his girlfriend. She's trying to raise bail money for his dumbass, and I figure that if I'm going to spend more tham 10 dollars on this fool, I might as well get something out of it in return. This woman as 1/2 white and 1/2 Chinese. I always wanted to crotchpound this bitch, and now I've finally got the chance.
LIFE IS GOOD....Sometiems
:meh:
This Dimwitted Fucktard was going out buying old beat up cars, gets FULL COVERAGE INSURANCE ON THEM, then drives them all on the other side of town and totals them. Fool then abandons the car and reports it stolen, waits for the police to find it, then cashes the insurance check afterward.
Now....
He got away with it the first time. Stupid fuck then goes back out and does it again..AND THE DUMBASS USES THE SAME INSURANCE COMPANY. Again he gets away with it, but now they're starting to get sort of suspicious. Now the way I see things, I figure that this fool now has two strikes against him, and as you all know THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT..
Stupid Dungpile goes back out and does it again, now for the third time. The insurance company calls him and says "O.K we have eveything in order, all we need for you to do now is to come in and get your check." Genius goes prancing his dumbass down there, and guess who's down there waiting for him?. Why its good old Officer Friendly.. only now he's wearing plain clothes and is not so friendly this time :huh:
Dumb bastard is in Jail right now.. and just for the hell if it, I going to fuck his girlfriend. She's trying to raise bail money for his dumbass, and I figure that if I'm going to spend more tham 10 dollars on this fool, I might as well get something out of it in return. This woman as 1/2 white and 1/2 Chinese. I always wanted to crotchpound this bitch, and now I've finally got the chance.
LIFE IS GOOD....Sometiems
:meh:
