AI "Art"

[jack]

"I am the slime from your video, oozing along on your living room floor"

 

[The Question]

Titties are more inflated too

If the airplane you share with her should happen to make a water landing...

 

[The Question]

"Now who you jivin' with that Cozmik Debris?"

"Now is that a Sears poncho or a real poncho?"

"Camarillo Brillo"

 

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"Peaches en Regalia"

 

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"Hot Rats"

 

[The Question]

"Weasels Ripped My Flesh"

 

[jack]

Good one! The one I asked for was useless.

 

[The Question]

Gabby accidentally pulls a Total Recall. "Busty Amazon" came out as this:

 

[jack]

I wonder if that third nipple is sentient?

 

[The Question]

It has a direct line to some old guy in the middle of Ohio. Prank calls him on the regular.

 

[The Question]

Spoiler: Ceejay: WEH DE YT WIMMINZ AT!

Ceejay: Uh... nemmine. I's gotz a thing...

 

[jack]

Gates of Heaven?

or Hell?

 

[The Question]

Valhalla, if you're lucky. Or unlucky, depending on how you feel about being surrounded by women like that, i.e. Valkyries...

 

[jack]

I'd let her gently sit on my face for an hour or two......

 

[The Question]

You know, for a "white nationalist" web site, it's damned tough to get Gab's AI generator to create smut with white women. But I'm gonna make it try...

Close as you can get it:

 

[The Question]

"And so Mary was seduced away from Joe, lured into a life of SLEAZERY by a BARBARIAN with a WRENCH in his pocket!"

 

[The Question]

"Werewolves of London"

 

[The Question]

"Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right! Here I am stuck in the middle with you!"

 

[The Question]

"Don't Fear The Reaper"

 

[The Question]

Whoa, Black Betty (bam-ba-lam)

Whoa, Black Betty (bam-ba-lam)

She's from Birmingham (bam-ba-lam)

Way down in Alabam' (Bam-ba-lam)

Well, she's shakin' that thing (Bam-ba-lam)

Boy, she makes me sing (Bam-ba-lam)

And now that the song's already in your head, might as well listen to it.


(I know there's a video, but I'm gonna do you a solid and post the audio-only. You haven't done anything to deserve being punished with the sight of walrus-ass pornstaches and a bald dude with a mullet.)