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Alan Davies

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Bit a tramp.
 
tune in next week to see him torch a cripple
 
Wouldn't that be hilarious? If he just completely goes off the rails, and just keeps getting shitfaced and starts abusing various minorities in gradually more violent ways.

Next week: Jonathan Creek burns down a Mosque!
 
Coming up this February, Alan Davies running over orphans with a steamroller, only on BBC3
 
whisky said:
Coming up this February, Alan Davies running over orphans with a steamroller, only on BBC3


Yeah, and they'd call it something "Punchy", like "Have You Seen Curly Haired Man Squeezing the Brains Out of Helpless Kids?"
 
And the theme tune will be the same one to rawhide.
 
As long as he doesn't shoot Steph Fry in the face to fill his gay-bashing quota.
 
SACKED FROM QI FOR BITING TRAMP'S EAR - PC GONE MAD?!
 
He hasn't, has he?
 
Alan Davies is fucking amazing. One of my favourites, actually.
 
Just don't call him "Joanthan" (if you're a tramp.)
 
Kind of makes you wonder how someone living as a tramp still watches TV.
 
LOL, now that's a good question. I'm going to post it on my Facebook group.
 
Maybe he just reads listing's magazins?
 
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