Alan Lee and John Howe (conceptual designers on LOTR)

[Mentalist]

Are weirdos.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Most geniuses are.

 

[Mentalist]

Well, they are geniuses. Obviously, they fucking draw like I drink: with incredible skill.

But complete moomins. Both of them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about that WETA guy with the annoying voice?

 

[Mentalist]

Richard... Oh god, I can't remember his second name.. Dammit. Yes, he has a strange monotone voice. It's very weird, he has toned it down in the latest interviews I have seen with him but I don't know where he picked that shit up originally.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Richard...Taylor, maybe? He got on my tits during the special features. But again, genius!

 

[Mentalist]

Yes, yes.. Richard Taylor. That's it. And yes, assuredley a genius. Deserved Oscar winner.

The LOTR extras are still the best DVD extras ever. The commentary for Wrath of Khan by Nicholas Myer and the extras on the Star Wars DVD's coming second.

 

[Mentalist]

MESSENGER X IS DISPLAYING A LEVEL OF INEPTITUDE AND MORONIC BEHAVIOUR SAVED ONLY FOR THOSE WITH ADVANCED DOWN SYNDROME. THE BEVEL ON HIS WHEELCHAIR COULD OF BEEN MORE INTRICATLEY ENGRAVED AS WELL.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Another hit from Richard Taylor!

 

[Gagh]

Do they have no legs, and balance on their super-strong erect peckers?