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"Allison Mack gives Wacky the horn" thread

TOOT TOOT!
 
If you dont like that gif you dont like life.
 
It's on okay gif.
 
What the fuck is the deal with Loktar's dick again?
 
What the fuck is the deal with Loktar's dick again?

Still ugly and scarred from 4th grade when a classmate snapped me in the dick with a towel in the boys' locker room.
 
that must have been one hell of a snap, sorry.
 
that must have been one hell of a snap, sorry.

yeah....it was. Probably should have gone to the doctor after it happened instead of doing nothing....its my fault for being too embarrassed to tell my mom about it.
 
Are the scars prominent during an erection? Are you scarred for her pleasure?
 
Are the scars prominent during an erection? Are you scarred for her pleasure?

Less prominent actually(thank God). Wish it was a cool lightning bolt scar like Harry Potter.

FYI I'll look the other way if someone wants to beat up the guy who did it to me.His name is Jonathan Filkins. As for his address and what he looks like you'll have to research that yourself.
 
Who doesn't deserve to be a Jonathan F!
 
Shall we send Mack an e-mail asking her if she would sign a rubber duck if we sent her one?
 
We could send her one asking if she has any self respect or pride after working on Smallville for ten years.
 
It's an easy paycheque at the end of the month, I guess.
 
I would do it, and work in an old peoples home in the evening talking about how good Last of the Summer Wine was and why dont they show it any more just to make up for my sins.
 
They don't show it anymore?
 
This thread is worth less without pics. It's worth something, just less.
 
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