Amandas B-Day is Coming Up!

[Mommy Bridgette]

Well, dear Troll Kingdom posters, my baby Amanda is going to have her birthday this weekend. I have invited a lot of my friends for it, got a birthday cake and even hired a clown!

She's been bugging me for months for a new Barbie and some Carebear stuff, so I got for her (shh..Don't tell her, I want it to be a suprise!). Jerome is even going to be there, which I am thrilled about.

Anyways, if there are any decent human beings on this forum, wish my baby a happy birthday. Please trash like Dork, psychos like jack, and apostate filth don't bother.

 

[Bickendan]

You do know that trolls eat babies, right?

And I'm surprised that slatterns are allowed to keep their children.

 

[Mommy Bridgette]

I feel sorry for you. You've been deceived and you listen to the word of a false prophet, liar, scam artist and apostate.

 

[Shitty Dual]

Well, dear Troll Kingdom posters, my baby Amanda is going to have her birthday this weekend. I have invited a lot of my friends for it, got a birthday cake and even hired a clown!

She's been bugging me for months for a new Barbie and some Carebear stuff, so I got for her (shh..Don't tell her, I want it to be a suprise!). Jerome is even going to be there, which I am thrilled about.

Anyways, if there are any decent human beings on this forum, wish my baby a happy birthday. Please trash like Dork, psychos like jack, and apostate filth don't bother.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OMG SHES ADORABLE

Spoiler

 

[Bickendan]

I feel sorry for you. You've been deceived and you listen to the word of a false prophet, liar, scam artist and apostate.

Mmm, I listen to the dictates of my own conscience. Why would I be posting here if I didn't?
You... well, if you'd like to continue to pour money into a collection plate, that's your call

 

[Mommy Bridgette]

I got a question for you: Are you sure that burning in your bosom wasn't heartburn?

Oh yeah, I got one more question for you: How IS your holy underwear today?

 

[Bickendan]

*sniggers*

 

[Mommy Bridgette]

Please don't write anything mean to my baby.

I know your Hellbound, but even sinners like you can show some kindness to a baby. I don't want her to come over and sit in my lap and point to the screen and say "Mommy, what is that man Bickendan writing?". How can I explain the blasphemy, heresy and evil of what you say.

Show at least a little concern for her. Shes 23 going on 2, just a baby for God's sakes!