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Amber Heard and Johnny Depp to remarry

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
WTF? Apparently recounting the many abuses they inflected on each other has reminded them why they fell in love in the first place and they're going to remarry after the verdict. Makes a mockery of the whole thing. Millions of dollars wasted on this.

"We're stronger together than apart," said Depp in a statement release through a spokesman. "NO MORE QUESTIONS."

"I can't wait to pick up right where I left off," said Heard, gleefully.

Keira Knightley was not available for comment.
 
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