Amphetamines are fucking awesome

[Dual]

True story.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's what they want you to think.

 

[Cassie]

Yes they're completely awesome until you start seeing the SWAT team hiding in the trees and behind bushes.

 

[headvoid]

Or you see your friends disintegrate in front of your eyes.

Or you see people develop nervous ticks and brittle bones because speed strips all the calcium and minerals from your body

Or when start to forget the names of common household items because you have been up for so long -
you - what the fuck is that big thing in the middle of the room!?!?
housemate It's a table, calm down.

Or when you start keeping a large bowie knife under your mattress because you think people want your drugs.

Or when you walk past people in the street and are ABSOLUTELY CONVINCED they are going to turn around and hit you on the back of your head with a shovel.

Yeh, speed is fucking awesome.

 

[Donovan]

Don't forget the meth monsters in the bushes. If you see any, tell them I said "Hi, I'm doing fine. Miss you crazy guys. The scars are pretty much gone, you can't even tell there was an accident any more."

 

[CaptainWacky]

At least they create awareness of shovel-people.

 

[Dr Dave]

I miss read the thread title and thought this was a thread about the show Animaniacs.

 

[CaptainWacky]

God bless your innocent mind.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I fucking hate tweakers.

They NEVER shut up!

At least crackheads will leave you alone if you give them money or a cigarette.

 

[Dr Dave]

Toss something at the tweakers!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tweak drinks coffee with Gibbs.