AMY WINEHOUSE ATE FERNE BRITTON ON CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF!

[Gagh]

"I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!" SHRIEKED AINSLEY HARRIOTT AS THE WACKY SINGER GOBBLED THE PLUMP MIDDLE-AGED TV PRESENTER DOWN HER GULLETT. "IT JUST GOES TO SHOW, YOU CAN NEVER TRUST A JEW!".

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's funny because she's undeweight and Ferne's fat so you'd expect it to be the other way around, HENCE THE HUMOUR.

 

[Dr Dave]

Damn Jews!!!!!!

 

[curiousa2z]

He slipped Wacky into his sentence! :shock:

 

[Uranium 4]

That's not the only thing I've slipped Wacky NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, you slipped me a fiver after I served you that COCAINE at the fancy FRENCH RESTAURANT.

 

[Uranium 4]

THEN ROB CONWAY TRIED TO STEAL IT FOR SNOUT

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's an anit-unamerican traitor!

 

[curiousa2z]

the bastard.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF OUR AMERICAN FREEDOM BY BEING RUDE TO OLD WOMEN

 

[Gagh]

Is this any funnier now, or just fucking morbid?

 

[Dr Dave]

It's still amusing.

 

[headvoid]

AT LEAST WE STILL HAVE AINSLEY!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Not on tv (as far as I know)!

 

[headvoid]

He lives on in our hearts and on our bottles of pasta sauce.

 

[Dr Dave]

Like Paul Newman?

 

['Gear]

FTW

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I stood next to Paul Newman once. He wasn't as tall as I thought he'd be.