An Apple a Day

[Mirah]

Slice the apple away from yourself when using a sharp knife and holding the apple in your hand!

Never towards yourself, resulting in gushing blood and 6 stitches!

Just some wise words to any friends who might be camping soon

and who might be holding an apple in their hands.

Be safe my friends!

 

[CaptainWacky]

A BANANA A WEEK KEEPS THE WOOKIEE A GAY.

 

[Gagh]

NEVER TRUST A BRUTAL AXE MURDERER. THAT IS MY ADVICE FOR THE DAY.

 

[Dr Dave]

HATS FOR BATS, KEEP BATS WARM!

So put a hat on your bat.

 

[headvoid]

Raise your hand as if starting to wave when passing people on boats. As they start to acknowledge you, finish the hand movement by innocently scratching your head. Retain an innocent expression as they look angry / foolish. This provides warm sustinence to you throughout a day.

 

[Gagh]

Vinegar has many household uses. It is useful for removing many stains & limescaling amongst other things. My useful tip for the day regarding vinegar, is not to dangle your little chap in it, if you have one. It doesn't seem to do it much good, so the doctor told me.

 

[Mirah]

Such great advice!

At least I didn't write a 6 page expose' like Conchaga does! But here is a picture.

More advice: Keep your friends close and your enemies closer

Spoiler

I thought I was a woodswoman with my brand new knife!

 

[Mirah]

Oh, I forgot to tell you-it didn't hurt that much. The shot they gave me to numb it was uncomfortable, and the first stich was wierd, but after that no pain. Probably more uncomfortable that night was the sunburn on my shoulders!

It was just gross to me is all.

 

[Dr Dave]

Have you claimed you were attacked by Nuns?

 

[CaptainWacky]

At least you know you don't have a healing factor mutation.