An open letter to England

[Hambil]

Get rid of the wigs on your judges (and lawyers?). I understand and have no issue with tradition, but all things must end. They just look stupid now. Get over it, get rid of them, move on.

 

[Gagh]

Get rid of the wigs on your judges (and lawyers?). I understand and have no issue with tradition, but all things must end. They just look stupid now. Get over it, get rid of them, move on.

No. Fuck off. We fought Germany alone before you lot showed up late, in order to defend our right to look like closet gays in court.

 

[Gagh]

You have no idea how much I wish you hadn't defreinded me on FB.

That was a grandiose statement from an overbearing & unsufferable idiot of the past. My chest-beating days are gone. If I send a friend request your way, and you are willing for bygones to be gygones, then this can be rectified.

 

[Homo Erectus]

I love you gagh. Completely homo if need be.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I think they wear them in the rest of the country as well...

 

[Dr Dave]

If I were a judge, I'd wear a NASCAR hat to court.

 

['Gear]

I think they do that in Alabama.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think they wear them in the rest of the country as well...

No, the QUEEN OF ENGLAND decreed that they only be wore there.

 

[Dr Dave]

Dear England,

Sup yo?

-Dr.Dave

 

['Gear]

No, the QUEEN OF ENGLAND decreed that they only be wore there.

way way way way WHAT?!?! England has a Queen??

 

[Dr Dave]

Yes it does.

She wears HATS.

 

['Gear]

Bald spot?

 

[Dr Dave]

Not that I'm aware of.

 

[Homo Erectus]

it's to keep her hair from flying off in the wind.

 

[Dr Dave]

Don't say such things about the queen!

The lizard people are not to be messed with.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

As long as there is breath in Elton John's body, the wigs stay.