Analogies

[Dark Pickle]

Anyone ever read The Monkey's Paw?

There's a thousand stories like that. Where someone gets what they want, and it turns to shit on them.

The creepiest was by Phillip K Dick, where a guy's girlfriend dies, and he manages to bring her to life: only to have everyone on the planet (including him) become his girlfriend.

Of how about the new, WWE owned ECW? is it anything like the original? Or is it a shallow mockery?

How about all of those expensive hollywood remakes of older movies and shows?

Are they anything like the entertainment you grew up with?

Anyone remember New Coke?

That's where the Badlands is heading.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Plus also: We can no longer accuse the MF of Elitism, since they don't make lists of who does and doesn't belong there.

 

[Kitty]

Plus also: We can no longer accuse the MF of Elitism, since they don't make lists of who does and doesn't belong there.

touché

 

[Gonad]

seconded

 

[Loktar]

Plus also: We can no longer accuse the MF of Elitism, since they don't make lists of who does and doesn't belong there.

That we know about. Conspiracies. Sekret forums. Sekret elitism. Oh My!

 

[Dark Pickle]

At least they have the decency to keep it sekrit

 

[Loktar]

At least they have the decency to keep it sekrit

Those decent elitist bastards!

 

[Dark Pickle]

HAW HAW!

 

[Conchaga]

Whatever... everyone's gonna be a badlands member eventually.

Take this in stride and you'll look less like a sore loser.

 

[Volpone]

I thought this was going to be a place that I could whip out some of my analogies/metaphors that I've never successfully worked into conversation.

 

[Kitty]

Whip out anything you want.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Just be prepared for people to laugh if your analogy is inadequate

 

[Volpone]

"Excuse me while I whip this out."
[not a god-damn word, Cassie.]

"Hold on, because this is about to get hairier than Chewbacca's nutsack."

"...more wrinkled than Yoda's scrotum after a 3 hour bath."

There are others, but they all pretty much involve Chewbacca and/or scrotums and I've already given people enough gay joke material, so I'll leave it at that for now.

 

[Mirah]

Sadly your analagies remind me of a paper I did for school. I think I only had two paragraphs of content and the rest were analagies. It was awful and the teacher gave me an "A" anyway.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Anal.

 

[FBI parte due]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_language

 

[Volpone]

Omigod.:shock: It is now my goal to release a series of all-girl all-anal videos and then re-release it as a box set, called "Analogy".

 

[Dark Pickle]

I would buy it!

 

[I Love Cunt]

Mmm Hmmm Sure Pickle.

Here is mY AnaLAGeeee!
Love Child being mod is like Obama being elected President because she is Black Yo!

 

[Loktar]

Mmm Hmmm Sure Pickle.

Here is mY AnaLAGeeee!
Love Child being mod is like Obama being elected President because she is Black Yo!

Word.

*fist humps I Love Cunt*

I mean bumps LOL.