Anatidaephobia

[headvoid]

What if the duck is sexy? Would you still be afraid?

and who placed that ad there? THE BASTARDS

 

[CaptainWacky]

They have names for some really specific fears.

 

[I Love Cunt]

I was afraid to open this thread. Is there a name for that?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I was gonna say, I was thinking Anatidaephobia might be the fear of reading something when you don't know what the title means...I WAS SCARED TOO!

 

[headvoid]

I was reading last night that almost all anatidaephobia sufferers are self diagnosed.

This did not come as a major surprise.

 

[whisky]

I bet none of them use toilet duck.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If something is hurtling at an anatidaephobe and you yell, "DUCK!" they will more than likely freeze there in horror.

I would imagine that there is a higher incidence of headlessness among anatidaephobes than other groups.

 

[curiousa2z]

KNOWLEDGE IS POWER, PEOPLE!!

 

[whisky]

I still have that whole "dog mask bill" thing going through my head.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like how we did this exact thread three years ago and no one remembered (look below.)

 

[headvoid]

lol, he is so ahead of the curve.

Not as good as me at spotting new talent.

RIHANNA - She's a plucky Barbatian - remember that name!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think young Chris Brown could be a BIG HITTER too...BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HIS LOVE LIFE.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I remembered, but wasn't sure if I was just having duck flashquacks.

 

[Dr Dave]

I can understand being afraid of geese.

Ducks are nice though. They just go "quack quack" and swim about.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It's pretty thraumatising, yeah.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I like how we did this exact thread three years ago and no one remembered (look below.)

The only reason I haven't just killed myself is because I didn't post in the older thread.

(Phew!)

 

[Dr Dave]

And it all comes full circle.

 

[CaptainWacky]

All of this has happened before and it will happen again (in 2015.)

 

[Dr Dave]

Mark that date on your calendars!

 

[Love Child]

Fuck.

The whole duck/dog mask was done too. Where is the original thread for that? I googled ducks for days after that. Then I did it again, just the other day. Now I am trying to figure out how to say, "Anatidaephobia".

I was in line at a juice stand the other day. I ordered what I thought was a /fruit ige/ or /fruit edge/ and the girl after me ordered and it sounded like /fru taaj/ like Taj majal.