And so the King was once again my guest...

[jack]

and why was this?

 

['Gear]

Because that's how you roll?

 

[jack]

why don't you just tend your own garden and butt the fuck out?

I'm not you, I don't care about you, and you can fuck off.

 

[jack]

before we were so rudely interrupted...

Was Herod unimpressed?

 

[jack]

We need no law to put a man to death.

 

[jack]

My mind is clearer now
At last (all too well)
I can see where we all soon will be.

 

['Gear]

You knew Elvis. Thought you knew Elvis?

 

['Gear]

Don't laugh Starguard. Jack's being pissy.

 

[Loktar]

Don't laugh Starguard. Jack's being pissy.

Jack isn't being pissy he's...A gent of good intent
Who's content to be
Master of the House
Doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake
And an open palm
Tells a saucy tale
Makes a little stir
Customers appreciate a bon viveur!

(Even better musical than Jesus Christ Superstar)

 

[Donovan]

Jack's the very model of a modern Major-General
He has information vegetable, animal, and mineral
He knows the kings of England, and can quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical

He's very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
And understands equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem he's teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

 

['Gear]

You meet the most interesting people on the internet.

 

[jack]

Jack's the very model of a modern Major-General
He has information vegetable, animal, and mineral
He knows the kings of England, and can quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical

He's very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
And understands equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem he's teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

Plus, it's good to have a friend in that Zombie game.

 

['Gear]

I thought we were talking about something else.

 

[jack]

Your problem.

 

['Gear]

Nice problem if you can get it.

 

[jack]

But only if you can get it.

 

[Loktar]

I thought we were talking about something else.

Me too. This isn't a thread about mutual musical masturbation?

Oh well....bye then.

 

['Gear]

I thought it was about WWII footage compiled and converted to Sepia.

 

['Gear]

Me too. This isn't a thread about mutual musical masturbation?

Oh well....bye then.

I think I saw that thread in the Tea Room.

 

[Falconarg]

King nothing.