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AND YET I'D STILL HIT IT

Eggs Mayonnaise

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Plushenko Takes Gold, Johnny Weir Falls Short of Medal[/b]
Feb 17, 12:34 AM (ET)
By BARRY WILNER

TURIN, Italy (AP) - The Olympic gold medal and everything that went into winning it felt so good to Evgeni Plushenko that he wants to do it again.

(blah blah blah)

The five remaining skaters knew the gold no longer was attainable - and none of them made a definitive grab for the silver and bronze.

Lambiel and Buttle were more survivors, especially after Weir imploded.

"I was off, it was an off night," said the 21-year-old Weir. "But I will be back in four years, hopefully for a medal."

Weir two-footed a triple axel, had a shaky landing on a triple lutz, did a sloppy triple flip and spun as if he didn't really want to turn. With only one combination jump, his medal chances flew away and he ended up sixth in the free skate.

He even stormed out of the rink when his mediocre marks were shown, the end of a miserable night that he says began with, of all things, transportation problems.

"I missed the bus. They changed the schedule," Weir said. "It was every 10 minutes. Today it was every half-hour. I was late getting here and never caught up. I never felt comfortable in this building. I didn't feel my inner peace. I didn't feel my aura."

His collapse allowed Lysacek to soar past Weir, from 10th to fourth.
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That poor petite flower. Perhaps if I were banging him like a Chinese gong he'd feel better...can't wait to read his journal on this one:

http://www.figureskatersonline.com/johnnyweir/index.html
 
He'd thank you for the compliment.

This guy would lose a slapfight to Jack on Will & Grace.

I bet he whimpers too. I like it when they whimper...

...

...was that out loud?
 
From my Bible, Out.com's gossip page:

Olympic figure skater Johnny Weir has been dogged about his sexuality from the get-go. Well, after he tumbled from second to fifth in his long program Thursday night, dropping him from medal contention, the Los Angeles Times reports that he wasn’t just being questioned at a press conference about his performance and what went wrong. He was also being hounded about a Chicago Tribune poll asking readers whether they cared about his sexual orientation.

The poll came from a story in the Tribune the day before in which out skater Rudy Galindo called on the media to question Weir. Weir, who has described himself as “princessy†and as a cross between Carrie and Miranda on Sex and the City, responded to queries by saying, “I don’t have a problem with people saying anything. People could be saying, ‘Let’s poll about Bode Miller, let’s poll Michelle Kwan being a lesbian [or not].… Who I sleep with doesn’t affect what I'm doing on the ice.†Seems like Chicago agrees. At last check, 93% of readers said they didn’t care about his sexual orientation.
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EggsMayo said:
I bet he whimpers too. I like it when they whimper...
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now, now, Pumpkin, that boy will have legs of steel! - and underneath the netting, he's one strong wippet to get to that level on the American National Team.
....can you see it in yer mind's eye now? What if he decided to wrap those legs around you and squeeze....?
who'd be whimpering?

I'm just sayin'....

but SUCH pretty eyelashes! :D
 
Actually, I will be honest, I can tolerate a really good routine.

But I tried to watch about half an hour the other day and I must have caught the "people who suck" round or something...
 
SilentBtViolent said:
Actually, I will be honest, I can tolerate a really good routine.

But I tried to watch about half an hour the other day and I must have caught the "people who suck" round or something...
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I watch figure skating when I'm bored and horny and nothing good is on TV.
 
curiousa2z said:
now, now, Pumpkin, that boy will have legs of steel! - and underneath the netting, he's one strong wippet to get to that level on the American National Team.
....can you see it in yer mind's eye now? What if he decided to wrap those legs around you and squeeze....?
who'd be whimpering?
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Point taken. If ANYONE would be described as a "power bottom"...well it would be BlazerBoy, but this skate queen would too.

;)
 
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