CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Celebrity hardman Andi "The Enforcer" Peters today celebrated twenty years since the Berlin wall came down with a stunning "Celebrity Boxing" victory over Andy "Duck Fuck" Crane.
"DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FALL OF COMMUNISM," he said, to Ian Hislop. "BEEN TWENTY YEARS SINCE CRANE SCREWED ME OVER IN THE BROOM CUPBOARD AND AT LAST I HAVE VENGENCE."
"I don't want to talk about it," said Crane, who went down only fourteen seconds into the first round after sustaining a light tap to his inner thigh. "Come on, Ed, we're leaving."
"No," said Ed (the Duck.) "I'm staying with Andi."
"I'm Andy!" said Andy.
"WITH ANDI!" said Ed, pointing at Peters with his beak.
"HAHAHAHAAHA," said Andi. "YOU ARE LEFT WITH NOTHING, CRANE. NOTHING."
"I still have my dignity!" said Andy.
"No you don't!" said Andi and Toby Anstis pushed Crane into some mud.
"Yerr, git 'im, dad!" said Oatis the Aardvark.
Gordon the Gopher was unavailable for comment as he was writing letters to the mothers of dead soldiers.
"DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FALL OF COMMUNISM," he said, to Ian Hislop. "BEEN TWENTY YEARS SINCE CRANE SCREWED ME OVER IN THE BROOM CUPBOARD AND AT LAST I HAVE VENGENCE."
"I don't want to talk about it," said Crane, who went down only fourteen seconds into the first round after sustaining a light tap to his inner thigh. "Come on, Ed, we're leaving."
"No," said Ed (the Duck.) "I'm staying with Andi."
"I'm Andy!" said Andy.
"WITH ANDI!" said Ed, pointing at Peters with his beak.
"HAHAHAHAAHA," said Andi. "YOU ARE LEFT WITH NOTHING, CRANE. NOTHING."
"I still have my dignity!" said Andy.
"No you don't!" said Andi and Toby Anstis pushed Crane into some mud.
"Yerr, git 'im, dad!" said Oatis the Aardvark.
Gordon the Gopher was unavailable for comment as he was writing letters to the mothers of dead soldiers.
