Annoying Phrases or Word Trends

Loktar

Pinata Whacker
Well, that misuse of the word is -- ironically -- infantile.

Here's a couple more along that same infantile theme:

"Tiddies" instead of titties (because children under five years old tend not to have developed the pronunciation skills to tackle hard consonants yet).

Worse still: "Mommy milkers."

It's as if popular culture is driving adults back to toddlerhood. And I'm not really going for an Alex Jones hat, here, but I don't see turning out generations of adults who actually crave dependence and to be dictated to by "authority figures" as being a good thing.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Well, that misuse of the word is -- ironically -- infantile.

Here's a couple more along that same infantile theme:

"Tiddies" instead of titties (because children under five years old tend not to have developed the pronunciation skills to tackle hard consonants yet).

Worse still: "Mommy milkers."

It's as if popular culture is driving adults back to toddlerhood. And I'm not really going for an Alex Jones hat, here, but I don't see turning out generations of adults who actually crave dependence and to be dictated to by "authority figures" as being a good thing.
You forgot "funbags"
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
"It is what it is"
 

jack

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Let's reach out/touch base
 

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"intentional time".
 

jack

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Antidisestablishmentarianism
 

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Pandaemonomasochastic microsadoschizochondria.

Also, "fleek."

Also, "do", pronounced like, "dough."
 

jack

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a deer. A female deer.
 

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It's a Blackfootism. But whaddyagonna do, right?

Apes: You can teach 'em to ride horses and lasso Charlton Heston, but you can't teach 'em to pronounce the letter 'r' or the 'th-' consonant pair.
 

Mirah

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Meme Reaction GIF by Robert E Blackmon


I have not heard the soldier reference.

And thanks for letting me be me!
 

Mirah

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Shoot, I forgot to say: Every tik-tok song and all of the tik-tok common comments.

I mean I totally watch tok-tok so whatever.

I am using the word whatever instead of completing my thought about me being contradictory.
 

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"Dominate" used as an adjective. Took me the longest time to figure out why people were doing that, and then it occurred to me:

People who write "Dominate" as an adjective probably think it's pronounced, "dom-in-ET" instead of "dom-in-ATE"; they're getting it confused with "Dominant".

Because people don't fucking read anymore.

Same reason you get 5'2", 400 lb. women describing themselves as, "volumptuous."
 

jack

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"Just Checking in"

"Just reaching out"
 

jack

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"ASAP"
 

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"You need to..."

Bitch, no. I don't need to do... whatever the fuck it is you want. You might need me to do whatever it is. I do not share in your need, cunt.

Also, "...go ahead and..." preceding any action. It's just useless fucking filler.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Don't be salty now......
 

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K.

Sorry, I mean, Potassium.
 
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