CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
When Mister Michael Jackson turned 111 years old the people of neverland knew it would be a part of special magnificence, but nobody could pretend that he would have 111 eggs line up in a row and bow before him! In fact they weren't eggs but rather little tiny egg-sized people who he was keeping as slaves and one of the egg people managed to break free and phone the police. "HELP!" siad the eggman "we are being held prisoner!"
"Now look here sonny," said a MYSTERY cop. "We have paedophiles to catch so you'll just have to wait!"
"But we're being held by MICHAEL JACKOSN!" said the eggster.
"LET'S ROLL!" said the number one cop in town jumping to his feet. "Hurley, you're coming with us!"
Hurley put down the leaf covered in peanut butter he was wearing and put on his crash helmet and ran to the police car. They sped to Neverland but along the way they ran over STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN.
"THAT CAR JUST RAN OVER AUSTIN, THAT CAR JUST RAN OVER AUSTIN, THAT CAR JUST RAN OVER AUSTIN!" said Jim Ross.
"SHUT IT!" said the mystery cop who by the way did I mention was DARTH MAUL and he cut JR's head off with his double bladed lightsabre while anally-pleasuing Sarah Michelle Gellar with the other blade. "You didn't see nothing, Gellar!" he said.
"Huh? I'm blind!" said SMG who had been blinded earlier that day by Bobby Hill.
"KEEP IT THAT WAY, BITCH!" said Maul; and he kicked shit out of her a little.
"I shouldn't have made this bargain!" said Hurley reachng for a peanut butter leaft but Darth Maul slapped his hand.
"No time for food, we've got Michael Jackson to KILL!" said Maul and they crashed through the never land gates and ran up to Michael Jackon's palace or whatever he lives in.
"he's not home," said the maid. "He's gone to Africa to molest Watermelons!"
"OH NOES!" said Darht Maul and sank to his knees.
"What about the egg people!?" asked a concerned Hurley.
"HE CRACKED THEM!" said Sharon Davies who by the wy was the maid.
"crap!" said Hurley.
"I think I'll have one of them peanut butter leaves!" said Maul and they both tucked in as John Leslie sneaked out the back door and Roy "Chubby" Brown climbed out the chimney, his mouth full of rum he'd stolen from Jacko's private stash.
THE END
"Now look here sonny," said a MYSTERY cop. "We have paedophiles to catch so you'll just have to wait!"
"But we're being held by MICHAEL JACKOSN!" said the eggster.
"LET'S ROLL!" said the number one cop in town jumping to his feet. "Hurley, you're coming with us!"
Hurley put down the leaf covered in peanut butter he was wearing and put on his crash helmet and ran to the police car. They sped to Neverland but along the way they ran over STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN.
"THAT CAR JUST RAN OVER AUSTIN, THAT CAR JUST RAN OVER AUSTIN, THAT CAR JUST RAN OVER AUSTIN!" said Jim Ross.
"SHUT IT!" said the mystery cop who by the way did I mention was DARTH MAUL and he cut JR's head off with his double bladed lightsabre while anally-pleasuing Sarah Michelle Gellar with the other blade. "You didn't see nothing, Gellar!" he said.
"Huh? I'm blind!" said SMG who had been blinded earlier that day by Bobby Hill.
"KEEP IT THAT WAY, BITCH!" said Maul; and he kicked shit out of her a little.
"I shouldn't have made this bargain!" said Hurley reachng for a peanut butter leaft but Darth Maul slapped his hand.
"No time for food, we've got Michael Jackson to KILL!" said Maul and they crashed through the never land gates and ran up to Michael Jackon's palace or whatever he lives in.
"he's not home," said the maid. "He's gone to Africa to molest Watermelons!"
"OH NOES!" said Darht Maul and sank to his knees.
"What about the egg people!?" asked a concerned Hurley.
"HE CRACKED THEM!" said Sharon Davies who by the wy was the maid.
"crap!" said Hurley.
"I think I'll have one of them peanut butter leaves!" said Maul and they both tucked in as John Leslie sneaked out the back door and Roy "Chubby" Brown climbed out the chimney, his mouth full of rum he'd stolen from Jacko's private stash.
THE END
