Another hilarious TrekBBS thread...

[CaptainWacky]

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=66402

...and read the reviews from people who have viewed it, the less I want to see it. This is clearly something for a younger generation. You see it clearly in the foul language from the actors and the way people making reviews talk, e.g., "the chick who plays Uhura..." Forget that.

The only thing that will get me to see this movie is confirmation of either Shatner being it it, or ENT referencs. If Shatner is not in it, shame on Nimoy for doing this without him. Nimoy would be nothing without Shatner, and he knows it, and you all know it, too.

Is it possible I miss Rick Berman? Oh, the humanity of even the thought...

OH NOES, FOUL LANGUAGE!

 

[FBI parte due]

One day I will save Uhura from the scurrilous black knights who would profane her image out of jealousy and lust. I will gallop through in full armor, hoist her up on my beautiful white charger, and we will make haste for the unsullied land of Endor where we will live out our days eating grapes and engaging in platonic affection while being attended to with our host of obedient Ewok servants.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Kill the young Uhura, save the 80 year old one!

 

[whisky]

Its retards like that, that killed the franchise off in the first place

 

[Gagh]

Nimoy would be nothing without Shatner?

That's funny, because I could swear that Roddenberry cast him before Shatner, in The Cage.

 

[whisky]

Of course, the cage tanked, but that's neither here nor there

 

[Cassie]

WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT? THAT CHICK WHO PLAYS UHURA OR THAT DUDE WHO PLAYS SCOTTIE?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Pegg would say "hey, I made Spaced!" a hundred nerds would tear the chick apart for him.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

But she'd say "hey, I got boobs!" and there'd be two groups of opposing nerds and Robert Beltran would shout "THEN TEAR IT APART!" and they'd tear eachother apart and someone would say it was like Helms Deep and then someone else would say "lol, these walls have never been breached" or sumink and then his head would get torn off and thrown to Simon Pegg who would toss it off into the corner to that fat guy who sponges off him and the fat guy would eat the head because he really did become a zombie at the end of Shaun of the Dead I read it on imdb and Beyoncé Knowles would be passing through and catch sight of Uhura Saltana and shout "that's my fucking mini skirt, my fucking high heels and my fucking movie role, BITCH!" and then they'd fight it out with "I'm a survivor" blaring out over the Enterprise tannoy and the nerds who were defending Uhura would get confused cos "they all look the same" and sit down to wank and Beyoncé would win and shout "I'm a survivor!" and then Simon Pegg would airlock her and shout "SPACED LOL!", but Uhura Santana would plunge a bloodied high heel through his face and with her dying breath whisper "Aye!" and then the nerds would try to play games on the Enterprise computer but find out it's a Mac so they start to trash the place and THAT'S when The Shat arrives, arm in arm with George Takei. "OH MY!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

That would happen, yes.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's amazing that I have to make a post in the "Rear Admiral Check-in" thread every couple of months just to make sure that I don't get OMG PRUNED!

There's only so much I can rehash about DS9, I'm not that interested in the new movie, and whatever resembles Misc is filled with people I don't know who resent anyone who talks about the old days.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKUFKCUFKCUFKCUFKUCKUFKCUFCUFUK time to start a blog instead.

 

[Gagh]

I wish Beltran would turn up at the door of the dude who posted that tripe and fart in his face.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'm sure I got pruned long ago. Probably had about 5000 posts, but it doesn't really matter if they delete all the old threads anyway. Gits.