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another interesting craigslist ad....
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satan mcevil
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Just in case it gets banned:
I need someone to abuse me for my next fix - 40
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Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2006-07-12, 2:24PM EDT
Usually I go to the street corner and sell myself for my next fix, but daddy needs his candy now! My name is RWC the second greatest troll on TCpunk.com and www.trollkingdom.com , and I will let you have you way with me for my next fix. I will bend over, let you use my mouth, poop and pee on me, vomit on my back, call me names, dress me in womans clothes and push me down a flight of stairs, paint my skin black and and call me racial slurs, donkey punch me, basically anything up to and beyond what Marv Albert did in his heyday for my next ride on the dragon. Hook me up I need to go see China White asap!!!
this is in or around chinatown
I need someone to abuse me for my next fix - 40
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Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2006-07-12, 2:24PM EDT
Usually I go to the street corner and sell myself for my next fix, but daddy needs his candy now! My name is RWC the second greatest troll on TCpunk.com and www.trollkingdom.com , and I will let you have you way with me for my next fix. I will bend over, let you use my mouth, poop and pee on me, vomit on my back, call me names, dress me in womans clothes and push me down a flight of stairs, paint my skin black and and call me racial slurs, donkey punch me, basically anything up to and beyond what Marv Albert did in his heyday for my next ride on the dragon. Hook me up I need to go see China White asap!!!
this is in or around chinatown
satan mcevil
New member
I know. but not bad for short notice.
satan mcevil
New member
and you didn't spam post so I guess we're both making progress.
Gagh
Χριστόφορος
How about:
Bar Charts, Pie Graphs & Racist Propaganda For Sale
I am Ron Clark, and from my much visited board, www.weakaspissifnotweaker.com I excite many passers by with by offbeat humour, tales of personal vagrancy, and poor hook and bait trolling skills.
Owing to unforseen circumstance, I have been forced to clear out the www.weakaspissifnotweaker.com locker (a shoebox with abuse scrawled on it by my interbred mongoloid sister), and now offer the material for sale right here at www.craiglist.org
You can pick up a number of Bar Charts & Pie Graphs I posted in a now famous thread attacking several TK members, that despire leading to my horrible pWning at the hands of other TK members, provoked laughter from several deaf & dumb schoolchildren with severe shrapnel wounds of the head.
Also included is some Google-Imaged pictures of Racist Propaganda I posted in an equally famous thread where I failed to hook and bait several less famous members of TK. This thread also failed on several levels, but at least I got excited enough about it to post at my own board where nobody else posts!
I also will chuck in three tubes of fish paste, a gimp suit (used and slightly soiled), four issues of "I AM MAN. HERE ME WHIMPER" monthly, and a large drawing pin I found on my computer chair. All offers will be welcomed.
Oh - And thanks for being a fan!
Ronnie C.
Bar Charts, Pie Graphs & Racist Propaganda For Sale
I am Ron Clark, and from my much visited board, www.weakaspissifnotweaker.com I excite many passers by with by offbeat humour, tales of personal vagrancy, and poor hook and bait trolling skills.
Owing to unforseen circumstance, I have been forced to clear out the www.weakaspissifnotweaker.com locker (a shoebox with abuse scrawled on it by my interbred mongoloid sister), and now offer the material for sale right here at www.craiglist.org
You can pick up a number of Bar Charts & Pie Graphs I posted in a now famous thread attacking several TK members, that despire leading to my horrible pWning at the hands of other TK members, provoked laughter from several deaf & dumb schoolchildren with severe shrapnel wounds of the head.
Also included is some Google-Imaged pictures of Racist Propaganda I posted in an equally famous thread where I failed to hook and bait several less famous members of TK. This thread also failed on several levels, but at least I got excited enough about it to post at my own board where nobody else posts!
I also will chuck in three tubes of fish paste, a gimp suit (used and slightly soiled), four issues of "I AM MAN. HERE ME WHIMPER" monthly, and a large drawing pin I found on my computer chair. All offers will be welcomed.
Oh - And thanks for being a fan!
Ronnie C.
satan mcevil
New member
Gagh said:
not bad. I give it a solid A-
Phil McCracken
New member
Bwa hahahahaha!!!!!!!! Where's my + button..........Gagh said:
