CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
General Priston Kneep led his army of ten thousand men into the valley of krangtuna.
"Today we take back our ancestral home from the hated enemy!" he said.
Admiral Thingius McBacon led his army of twelve thousand winged birdmen into the valley of krangtuna.
"Today we defend the land which is rightfully us on the say of our god vadernose from the hated enemy!" he said.
The two armies ran at each other really fast and lots of them fell over with things sticking out of them right away.
"FIGHT, FIGHT, KILL, KILL!" said the general.
"KILL, KILL, FIGHT, FIGHT!" said teh admiral.
They fought on and on utnil all were dead yet no side had the victory. The admiral and the general rode out to meet each other.
"Well all our men are dead what to we do now?" asked the general. The admiral shrugge,d pulled out a gun and shot him dead.
"Victory for the great Peniscock empire!" said the admiral. Then, realising that he was the only one of his kind still left alive, he blew his brains out.
The end.
"Today we take back our ancestral home from the hated enemy!" he said.
Admiral Thingius McBacon led his army of twelve thousand winged birdmen into the valley of krangtuna.
"Today we defend the land which is rightfully us on the say of our god vadernose from the hated enemy!" he said.
The two armies ran at each other really fast and lots of them fell over with things sticking out of them right away.
"FIGHT, FIGHT, KILL, KILL!" said the general.
"KILL, KILL, FIGHT, FIGHT!" said teh admiral.
They fought on and on utnil all were dead yet no side had the victory. The admiral and the general rode out to meet each other.
"Well all our men are dead what to we do now?" asked the general. The admiral shrugge,d pulled out a gun and shot him dead.
"Victory for the great Peniscock empire!" said the admiral. Then, realising that he was the only one of his kind still left alive, he blew his brains out.
The end.