Ant and Dec found dead on Christmas morning

[CaptainWacky]

TV presenters Ant and Dec were this morning found dead in a crack den from an overdose of bad crack. Dec's lips was wrapped lovingly around Ant's cock. Their wives had no idea and don't want the children to know yet. Now how will anyone have a merry Christmas knowing what has happened to the cheeky Geordie duo?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

When reached for comment, Bill Nighy said "OY CRACKERS YA TURNED YER NOSES UP AT ME IN LOVE ACTUALLY INNIT YA BENT BASTARDS NOW WHOS FACE IS IN IT EH"

Emma Thompson was still crying over the damned necklace.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Gay characters in Love Actually cannot be reached for comment as Richard Curitis forget to write any.

 

[Gagh]

Did you hear the awful news about Trevor and Simon? Apparently, they don't do duvets.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I nearly cashed in my chips when I found out that Valdemort has a nose in real life.

 

[whisky]

Me eyes, I canna see!

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[CaptainWacky]

a year since we lost Ant and Dec, still not over it, I'm a Celeb's just not the same with the AI script hosting it

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I assume they died of cirrhosis of the livers since an anagram of their names is DECANT

 

[CaptainWacky]

That and the crack.