Ant and Dec's bodies to be exhumed

[CaptainWacky]

Two years on from being found dead in a crack den, Ant's mouth lovingly wrapped around Dec's cock, the populr ITV presenters' bodies are to be exhumed as part of an inquiry ordered by their widows.

"Look, we know Ant and Dec used to suck each other off, we're not stupid," said Dec's wife Gwyneth. "But crack? They never did crack! We suspect foul play and only digging up their fucking corpses and rooting around in their inards can solve this sexy mystery."

Sources say that fellow ITV presents Philip Schofiled and Holly Willorwon'tshe were spotted in the crack den too on the very same night as the tragic blowjob death. Andi Peters was unavialable for comment because he confuses me sexually

 

[Kyehlar]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MOAR HOT GHEY FANFIC IN TEH MINE FIELDEH!!!111

 

[CaptainWacky]

Current working theory is that Ant sucked poison out of Dec's cock, but how did the poison get into Dec's cock in the first place!?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's the risk you take when you use your pet snake like a Fleshjack®.

I just watched them in Love Actually, they were among several people playing themselves in stiff, awkward cameos.