Anyone have 4 Grand?

[Mirah]

So maybe someone will pay me $4000.00 to sleep with me. Or 2 people will pay me each 2 grand. How about I break this up even more? Am I not supposed to be doing this here? Is this illegal?
I'm just kidding of course.

 

[Loktar]

So maybe someone will pay me $4000.00 to sleep with me. Or 2 people will pay me each 2 grand. How about I break this up even more? Am I not supposed to be doing this here? Is this illegal?
I'm just kidding of course.

Aww....*puts his wallet away*

 

[Mirah]

I need a new engine! Mine blew up! Help me please!!!!!!

 

[Dual]

What kind of engine? A small plane?

 

[Loktar]

I need a new engine! Mine blew up! Help me please!!!!!!

Sorry. I iz done broke.

 

[Blindgroping]

I am Bouroque.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Broke also.

 

[Mirah]

So Pimp yerselves out and make me some money! Cum on! Snap to it! Millions of woman and men are waiting to pay you big $ for a fuck a suck or just a tuck!

 

[Loktar]

So Pimp yerselves out and make me some money! Cum on! Snap to it! Millions of woman and men are waiting to pay you big $ for a fuck a suck or just a tuck!

Fine. I'll sell my cum.

www.buckacumbucket.cum

 

[Mirah]

Awesome! Thanks for your contribution!

 

[Loktar]

Awesome! Thanks for your contribution!

Its just a drop in the bucket but its the best I could cum up with.

In other charity related news: I MIGHT be shaving my head bald.

 

[Mirah]

!
Any particular reason?

 

[Loktar]

!
Any particular reason?

Free haircut?

Its some charity event the weekend after St. Patrick's Day called St. Baldrick's. They collect up your hair and donate it to people in need.

 

[Dark Pickle]

100% AWESOME

 

[Loktar]

100% AWESOME

Yes. IF I do it. I only said I MIGHT.

 

[Conchaga]

I just moved. Therefore me = totally broke. Give me another couple of months. We'll see.

 

[Dark Pickle]

I always wanted to do something like that after I grew my fro way out, but I keep it pretty short anymore.

 

[Loktar]

I always wanted to do something like that after I grew my fro way out, but I keep it pretty short anymore.

Yeah looks like its not gonna happen. I need to raise at least $20 in donations before March 22 in order for them to shave my head.

 

[Dark Pickle]

If I had it, man...