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Anyone Have a Bird?

Deni

Deni

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I have a pet cockatiel (named Bird) that's about 6-7 months old, and I think he's getting ready to start talking. So, I was just wondering...if anyone else has a bird...how long did it take for them to start talking?
 
I also have a cockatiel "Honey" she is almost 8 years old now. Females, generally speaking... don't always talk. I still repeat the same words every morning when I open her cage and during the day but nothin'...lol...However, she can communicate with me perfectly well without saying a word...She knows how to get what she wants, when she wants it....Spoiled rotten to the core... ;)

Males on the other hand pick up talking easily, so they say. I'm very happy for you and Bird!!!!! Thats way COOL!!!!!
 
RuReddy said:
I also have a cockatiel "Honey" she is almost 8 years old now. Females, generally speaking... don't always talk. I still repeat the same words every morning when I open her cage and during the day but nothin'...lol...However, she can communicate with me perfectly well without saying a word...She knows how to get what she wants, when she wants it....Spoiled rotten to the core... ;)

Males on the other hand pick up talking easily, so they say. I'm very happy for you and Bird!!!!! Thats way COOL!!!!!
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Honestly, WHO FUCKING CARES?????
 
He just now picked up the chitter chatter...he was just tweeting before. I can't tell if he's doing the "sexy" whistle or if he's trying to say hello (or maybe even something else).

He's a great bird, though. He had completely adjusted to us the weekend we brought him home, which is very surprising.
 
get a few wav files of speech phrases, like "Hello" and Pretty Bird" etc. Load it up and just play it near the bird all day til they click.

Sometimes it takes a while, but once they click they chatter endlessly, to a near repeating stage.
 
To the stage where you have to take an angle grinder the the irritating little fuckers beak (I find)
 
Sometimes when I'm masturbating, I enjoy having one of my little feathered friends bite the tip of my index finger.

Helps the force of the ejaculate during orgasm, I have found.
 
Deni said:
I have a pet cockatiel (named Bird) that's about 6-7 months old, and I think he's getting ready to start talking. So, I was just wondering...if anyone else has a bird...how long did it take for them to start talking?
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How do you train them to kill?
 
Deni said:
I have a pet cockatiel (named Bird) that's about 6-7 months old, and I think he's getting ready to start talking. So, I was just wondering...if anyone else has a bird...how long did it take for them to start talking?
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he was quite tasty with bbq sauce.
 
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