What's new
Troll Kingdom

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

Anyone here ever have sex with sheep?

starguard

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
I was told that it feels just like real pussy, I would have never believed it... till now :huh:

What are your thoughts on this gentlemen :devious:
 
A sergeant who returned from Iraq told us the lurid story of a dwelling with a large pen of sheep. He was told this was the town "Brothel". When the sergeant indicated he didn't want to know any more details, the Iraqi guide smiled and insisted, "No no, is good. Is better than woman!"

This explains so much about cultures that wrap up their women from head to toe. I feel sorry for the women who have to service these weasel-dicked morons after they've had their way with equally unlucky sheep.

Greenpeace needs to rescue these sheep or somethin'!

-Ogami
 
Yea but.. you have to pay the women, the sheep give it up for free.
lol.gif
 
starguard said:
I was told that it feels just like real pussy, I would have never believed it... till now :huh:

What are your thoughts on this gentlemen :devious:
Click to expand...

You've never been with a real woman before have you?
 
I'm pretty sure Captian Wacky is the only sheep fucker at TK. He's Scottish, fucking sheep is the Scottish Barmitzvah.
 
Well, it is illegal.

Unless you live in Arkansas or Kentucky. Then I think they're considered family.
 
Laker_Girl said:
I'm pretty sure Captian Wacky is the only sheep fucker at TK. He's Scottish, fucking sheep is the Scottish Barmitzvah.
Click to expand...


That's the Welsh, not the Scots.
 
Laker_Girl said:
I'm pretty sure Captian Wacky is the only sheep fucker at TK. He's Scottish, fucking sheep is the Scottish Barmitzvah.
Click to expand...


Yes, that's right. The Scottish are exactly the same as the Welsh and the Kiwis, aren't they? Hell, let's make it easier and call everyone outside of the US 'Sheep Shaggers'.
 
Oh my goodness, you really need to lighten up Gagh. You're borderline starting to piss me off and while I have too much respect for you to come after you you're dangerously close to losing my respect and then you're fair game. Enough is enough, get a sense of humor. BDM always calls Wacky a sheep fucker in the Mine Field, this is a Mine Field thread if ever I've seen one. So yes, THAT WAS A JOKE!!
 
Laker_Girl said:
You're borderline starting to piss me off and while I have too much respect for you to come after you you're dangerously close to losing my respect and then you're fair game. Enough is enough, get a sense of humor.
Click to expand...

I question a couple of posts, much as I do anyone around here, and this is the response? You should know by now how I respond to threats - much the same way as you, so basically I couldn't give a shit.

If you feel that way all over this one pissy little post, you know where the ignore button is, because I'm beyond giving a shit, to be honest.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top