Anyone Who Says...

[Starship Coyote]

..."crazy sex is better than no sex at all" never met this woman.

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=local&id=4183089

TIOGA-NICETOWN - May 17, 2006 - A Philadelphia man is recovering from an attack, allegedly at the hands of his wife. The assault on his private parts has become public knowledge. In an interview with Action News after his release from, the 52-year-old victim spoke of his terrifying ordeal. The 52-year-old Tioga-Nicetown man, who we are identifying only by his first name of Howard, arrived home late Wednesday, hours after his wife allegedly tore off two parts of his genitalia with her bare hands. Surgeons at Einstein successfully managed to repair the damage. Howard says his 40-year-old wife Monica, who he says is bi-polar, somehow conceived the notion that he was cheating on her. So while he was asleep last night, she attacked him.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Which two parts did she tear off? If she just tore off his balls, I guess that might be tolerable, sorta. If she ripped off one ball and his penis, that might be slightly embarrassing. Can you imagine just having one testicle flopping around down there, probably sans scrotum? How would you explain something like that?

 

[Gagh]

They'll grow back. He's 20% salamander.