Apologies for my absence.

[Mentalist]

I know I'm boring and never change.

I have some catching up to do and some threads to reply to. I will get to everything. I PROMISE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

We're like a Holiday Inn. You can always come back. Just look out for the crack whore in the left stairwell.

 

[Tisiphone]

I moved, Eggs.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So they reopened the right stairwell? FINALLY!

 

[Tisiphone]

I know! Nobody ever came up the left stairwell, so now I can hit up unsuspecting guests. I really don't want to have to hole up in the elevator and pounce on people.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Besides, it's hard to do business with Max Rebo and the band riding it up and down all day and night.

 

[Tisiphone]

Well, I was riding him up and down the other night, so I don't mind sharing sometimes.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well, I was riding him up and down the other night, so I don't mind sharing sometimes.

I was just inspired to Google Image search "Max Rebo porn".

It exists.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WE FORGIV EYOU MENTY!

 

[The Tomtrek]

I'm glad you're back to post regularly again Menty!


See you in 3 months!

 

[Tisiphone]

No, no...I have faith he will post consistently for the next six days.

 

[curiousa2z]

TIME WILL TELL

and yup, it's time for to get back to work, which is why I'm at the MF!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Menty I'm going to have to start hassling you about watching Big Brother NOW since your next disappearance will be about the time it starts. Sorry!

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

Hi Menty!

Hope your country stops taking the rest of the markets down the shitter soon!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's not his country, he just lives there.

 

[Gagh]

I know I'm boring and never change.

I have some catching up to do and some threads to reply to. I will get to everything. I PROMISE.

Gee, let's not hope Arshavin says something MILDLY CRITICAL about Arsenal, such as "We've had quite a disappointing season" causing the papers to FROTH AT THE MOUTH, AND ROLL ABOUT ON THE FLOOR while you're gone, huh, MISTER-FUCKING "MY BOARD" BUSY, O-FUCKING-KAY? WHAT, IS WANKING ON YOUR ANDY LINIGHAN DUVET AND REMI GARDE LAMPSHADE MORE IMPORTANT THAN OUR FUCKING FEELINGS OR WHAT, YOU ARTHUR FOWLER RAPING SNOT-BUCKET I LOVE YOU CAN WE MARRY AND RENAME OURSELVES RAPE UNIT #1 AND RAPE UNIT #2 ARRRGGGH I CAN'T STOP TYPING THE TRUTH my real name is HILLARY ARRRRGRGHHJ.

 

[headvoid]

You are dead to me Menty. How could you leave us and go outside and have fun?

I myself never leave for days or weeks at a time.

Irresponsible, that is how I see it.

 

[Gagh]

OH I SEE, IT'S LIKE THAT IS IT MENTALIST, OR SHOULD I CALL YOU MISTER RAPEY RAPERSON? NO ANSWER IS IT? HERE I AM, RENAMING MYSELF TO RAPE UNIT #2 PURELY FOR YOUR BENEFIT AND I HEAR NOTHING? IS THAT WHAT MY NOSE MEANS TO YOU NOW? I HATE YOU SO MUCH, I HOPE ARSENAL SIGN JAR JAR BINKS, AND MELT DOWN SOL CAMPBELL TO USE AS SPARE PARTS FOR VAN PERSIE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LADDIE, DON'T YOU THINK YOU BETTER...REPHRASE THAT?