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Apologies for my absence.

Mentalist

Mentalist

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I know I'm boring and never change.

I have some catching up to do and some threads to reply to. I will get to everything. I PROMISE.
 
We're like a Holiday Inn. You can always come back. Just look out for the crack whore in the left stairwell.
 
I moved, Eggs.
 
So they reopened the right stairwell? FINALLY!
 
I know! Nobody ever came up the left stairwell, so now I can hit up unsuspecting guests. I really don't want to have to hole up in the elevator and pounce on people.
 
Besides, it's hard to do business with Max Rebo and the band riding it up and down all day and night.
 
Well, I was riding him up and down the other night, so I don't mind sharing sometimes.
 
Tisiphone said:
Well, I was riding him up and down the other night, so I don't mind sharing sometimes.
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I was just inspired to Google Image search "Max Rebo porn".

It exists. :eek:
 
WE FORGIV EYOU MENTY!
 
I'm glad you're back to post regularly again Menty!


See you in 3 months!
 
No, no...I have faith he will post consistently for the next six days.
 
TIME WILL TELL

and yup, it's time for to get back to work, which is why I'm at the MF!
 
Menty I'm going to have to start hassling you about watching Big Brother NOW since your next disappearance will be about the time it starts. Sorry!
 
Hi Menty!

Hope your country stops taking the rest of the markets down the shitter soon!

:D
 
It's not his country, he just lives there.
 
Mentalist said:
I know I'm boring and never change.

I have some catching up to do and some threads to reply to. I will get to everything. I PROMISE.
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Gee, let's not hope Arshavin says something MILDLY CRITICAL about Arsenal, such as "We've had quite a disappointing season" causing the papers to FROTH AT THE MOUTH, AND ROLL ABOUT ON THE FLOOR while you're gone, huh, MISTER-FUCKING "MY BOARD" BUSY, O-FUCKING-KAY? WHAT, IS WANKING ON YOUR ANDY LINIGHAN DUVET AND REMI GARDE LAMPSHADE MORE IMPORTANT THAN OUR FUCKING FEELINGS OR WHAT, YOU ARTHUR FOWLER RAPING SNOT-BUCKET I LOVE YOU CAN WE MARRY AND RENAME OURSELVES RAPE UNIT #1 AND RAPE UNIT #2 ARRRGGGH I CAN'T STOP TYPING THE TRUTH my real name is HILLARY ARRRRGRGHHJ.
 
You are dead to me Menty. How could you leave us and go outside and have fun?

I myself never leave for days or weeks at a time.

Irresponsible, that is how I see it.
 
OH I SEE, IT'S LIKE THAT IS IT MENTALIST, OR SHOULD I CALL YOU MISTER RAPEY RAPERSON? NO ANSWER IS IT? HERE I AM, RENAMING MYSELF TO RAPE UNIT #2 PURELY FOR YOUR BENEFIT AND I HEAR NOTHING? IS THAT WHAT MY NOSE MEANS TO YOU NOW? I HATE YOU SO MUCH, I HOPE ARSENAL SIGN JAR JAR BINKS, AND MELT DOWN SOL CAMPBELL TO USE AS SPARE PARTS FOR VAN PERSIE.
 
LADDIE, DON'T YOU THINK YOU BETTER...REPHRASE THAT?
 
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