Archer/Phlox porn

[CaptainWacky]

(Archer is lying naked on Phlox's bed masturbating himself. Phlox enters.)

Phlox: Captain!?

Archer: Come and get it, big boy!

Phlox: Well, this is an unexpected pleasure.

Archer: I'm pleasuring myself but I want to pleasure you I've wanted you right from the start you sexy mushroom.

Phlox: Hmm, all Denubolain, or whatever the fuck my species is called, are naturally bisexual and you do have a nice wide chest...

Archer: Just hurry up before I get myself off lol.

Phlox: Well, "what the hey" as you humans say!

(He drops his pants.)

Archer: EWW, what's that!?

Phlox: This is my sexual organ, cpatain.

Archer: But it's a vagina!

Phlox: That's right. Males have a vagina and females have a HUGE PENIS in our species.

Archer: But I'm gay! I love dick!

PHlox: I thought you loved me for my personality!

Archer: LOL!

 

[Mentalist]

OMG GIRLFRIEND THAT IS soooosososososososoososos HOT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

kind of just ended thoguh

 

[CaptainWacky]

kik

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hate myself.

 

[Tisiphone]

For writing this?

 

[CaptainWacky]

various reasons

 

[Tisiphone]

Awwww...

*huggles*

 

[Fuddlemiff]

That was pretty good and confirms some of the rumours about season 5.