Sendell
I'm not wearing any panties!!
It's passed beyond doubt that the Amish are stupid,
Their church is as dumb as their buttholes are putrid,
Without heated water or soap or a shower,
Your anus would stink with a devilish power.
So why keep believing that some god just loves you?
And what of Scientologists, Muslims, and Jews?
It strikes me as odd that your god wants you dirty,
What good are your prayers if you're covered in algae?
Their church is as dumb as their buttholes are putrid,
Without heated water or soap or a shower,
Your anus would stink with a devilish power.
So why keep believing that some god just loves you?
And what of Scientologists, Muslims, and Jews?
It strikes me as odd that your god wants you dirty,
What good are your prayers if you're covered in algae?
