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Are we living in the last days of Paxman?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
First the beard. Then flirting with Russell Brand. Then he reveals he doesn't vote. Now he's called our beloved Prime Minister "a complete idiot" and hasn't apologised.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...lls-david-cameron-complete-idiot-8931226.html

I hope he goes nuts live on air, says "SOD THIS" and stands up, revaling he has no trousers or pants on, and storms out of the studio. He's next seen on Top Gear where he runs over Jeremy Clarkson then grabs a confused Richard "The Master" Hammond and says "FOR BRANDASSIA!" and explodes.
 
Or something similar to what happened with Dale Winton back in 2010...

[video=youtube_share;Jj3zqaZI3AU]http://youtu.be/Jj3zqaZI3AU[/video]
 
Nope! Paxman responds

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They could do with stepping a little more lightly with these publicity stunts they've been doing lately. The beard, Love Muscle Russell, the Cookie Monster et al. It's a bit transparent, isn't it? Just space it out more. Have someone throw Swastika emblazoned custard tarts at a Nigel Farage lookalike this week, then give it a break until Christmas with Paxo Ho Ho Ho-ing over the end credits as Santa.
 
Blair and Alistair Cambell "blood wrestle" (mud wrestling but in blood). Eddie Mair commentates with crap puns and increasingly unhinged rebukes. "Looks like they've both got blood on their hands." "Looks like they're both in the red corner." "Looks like an Iraqi wedding after you've bombed the shit out of it, doesn't it Mister Blair?"

Hoping to rekindle the heady days of the "haunted pussy" sensation, Emily Maitliss opens each programme by reading out Frankie Boyle's news related tweets of the day.
 
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