Menu
What's new
Troll Kingdom

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

Are you "Safe as Fuck?"

Mentalist

Mentalist

Administrator
Staff member
"Say what??! Alright? Yes kids, it’s me Neil Buchanan. You might remember me from such shows as Motormouth, No. 73 and Art Attack. I’m afraid to say that the pressure of Morph freebasing constantly in his kitchen got a bit too much for old Tony Hart, he went Mentalist crazy, sought solace on the white beaches of Ibiza, nicked a souped-up moped and smashed it into Brian May’s holiday home perched on the side of a cliff. As such, I’ll be taking over for a little while until he’s recovered…..and the authorities say it may be some time.


Now, are ya Safe as Fuck or what, Clart?

Lay it down, are you Safe as Fuck or not?


I'm off to go down the Spa and get 10 fags.. Don't wait up.
 
I loved Art Attack!
you know, he'd make cool pictures out of sailors' hats or hay or gum
& stuff...oh, nevermind....

My favourite shows were Fireman Sam and Round the Twist (Rupert goes without saying).

Surely you bloody Yanks got those!!!?????
 
I went to one of the live shows when I was five. All I remember is one kid in the Peanut Gallery shouted "Cram It, Clown" when Bozo asked him if he wanted some candy.
 
Hey L_G - how's it going? :D

Are you a Southener?

We call ALL Americans Yanks up here, but when I was down in Texas last year my friend explained people they call Yankees live above the Mason-Dixon Line.
 
I totally SAW that episode of Bugs Bunny!

Southern_Fried_Rabbit.jpg
 
^see, now that Heather explained the history to me, it makes sense...even got to visit the statue of Johnny Reb at the State Capital building...

But among you Yanks - oops my bad - Americans ;)

I'll be serious cuz I am curious:

- do you consider CALIFORNIA a true "Southern" State, e.?
 
curiousa2z said:
^see, now that Heather explained the history to me, it makes sense...even got to visit the statue of Johnny Reb at the State Capital building...

But among you Yanks - oops my bad - Americans ;)

I'll be serious cuz I am curious:

- do you consider CALIFORNIA a true "Southern" State, e.?
Click to expand...
I'm eating brussel sprouts. You made me choke.
 
Up north, they eat blood sausage.
Down south, we eat fried chicken.

Up north, they eat sauerkraut.
Down south, we eat cole slaw.

Up north, they say "you all" or "all of you".
Down south, we say "y'all".

And, down here, saucered and blowed means cooling off hot coffee.
 
so enlighten your friend from far up North: Which are the true "Southern States" so I can avoid at least that particular faux pas? ;)

Georgia, Texas, Virginia...?
 
um, I'd rather have fried chicken than blood sausage....hey! we eat cole slaw! :D
and we say "verandah".... Is that a good thing?
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top