When I used to work at Wyvale Garden Center they started playing christmas songs in early november all the way through. They were all the WORST Xmas songs and they were in, in.... MONO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
And if you think
thats bad... We had a Santas grotto as well. Our Santa was an alcoholic which was cool though. I used to sell hash to most of the lads who worked there as well.
But man, it was so cold, I had to make paddocks for 13000 christmas trees, I refused to have one in the house that year I was so sick of them And then some guy stole a fake christmas tree worth about a 100 quid and I chased aftr him tackled him to the ground and got hero status for like 3 hours.
Those were the days.. But I'm rambling.