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ARRRGH!!! eHarmony makes me want to kill a hobo...

Well, either I shrunk an inch or the last time I had my height measured the guy fucked it up, because I'm on the short side of 5'9" :(

(unless I fucked it up...:unsure: )
 
Volpone said:
Well, either I shrunk an inch or the last time I had my height measured the guy fucked it up, because I'm on the short side of 5'9" :(

(unless I fucked it up...:unsure: )
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I got so bored at work just before Christmas, I measured my height with the Disto machine. Very accurate reading. :yes:
 
Conchaga said:
Yeah, but your husband is taller than you. By a good 6" from my estimation.
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YEah. Like I said, I don't mind shorter guys. I don't usually even notice at first. Your reply has no bearing on the original statement. I wasn't always married, and I ogle more than my fair share of guys.
 
Have you checked out Okcupid like I recommended? That's where Anne and I met.



Also as others have said, it's all about proportion and them being comfortable. From her pics I could tell Anne wasn't model thin, and she straight out said she was a size 16 (although she's a 14 now). She'd like to lose some weight, but with her height, it's not like she'll ever be a size 0 (she wants to get down to a 10/12 which was where she was at when she danced).
 
I haven't tried OK Cupid yet. Talked to my friend and he said you've just got to give eHarmony some time to find you someone. And they are swamping my mailbox with matches, so we'll give it a shot. And I am meeting people the Normal way now too. So there's always that.

Of course if I don't have any luck with either, I'd better try OKCupid in the next couple months. Otherwise come October I'm probably going to have to order up a mail-order bride. Who wants to date a 40 year old. :(
 
Most the men I've dated have towered over me, and if they have a few extra pounds, who am I to care since I've got a few myself. I like tall men, though. So, SB, 5'8 to me is like 6'4 to others. <g>
 
Well.

In an "interesting" development, I've met a cute, interesting girl (not as skinny as I like 'em, but there's a definite chemistry) who is interested in me--and found out a little over a month ago that she has a rare form of cancer.

As God is my witness, I have no idea how to play this one. So I guess we'll just see where it goes from here.
 
Volpone said:
Well.

In an "interesting" development, I've met a cute, interesting girl (not as skinny as I like 'em, but there's a definite chemistry) who is interested in me--and found out a little over a month ago that she has a rare form of cancer.

As God is my witness, I have no idea how to play this one. So I guess we'll just see where it goes from here.
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The important question is 'does she have health insurance?'



If so, fuck it.


















Literally. :bergman:
 
If you like her, great!
If you don't like her, who cares? She has cancer.
If you like her and later don't like her, at least she has cancer.

It's win-win-win.
 
You're all going to Hell. :bergman:

I mean, I don't even know how this works. She's started chemo and says her hair is starting to fall out. That would tend to be a bit of a romantic buzzkill for everyone during sex. Hell, I don't even know if sex is an option.

But yeah, we'll see how things go I guess. Already lost an aunt and my Dad to cancer. To say nothing of other relatives when I was younger or I wasn't as close to.

Eh. She's got the one that Lance Armstrong had (only not the testicle part, obviously) and he pulled through it, so here's hoping.

And here's hoping I don't catch it from her like Sheryl Crow did from Armstrong.
 
Oh, back on the original topic, for a website that doesn't trust its subscribers to handle communication themselves, the communication tools they provide sure are clumsy.

So as you step through the "guided communication", the first step is "Read her About Me". Not "Read about her" or "Read her 'About Me'". "Read her About Me". So for the first three days I was on the site I was like "What the fuck does "read her about me" mean?" Was it written by an LOLCat? "I can has cheezburger?" Is it an Ebonics sorta thing? "Yo. I gots to read you about me, bitch." Needlessly confusing.
 
eloisel said:
I've dated a few chubby guys. I like that they enjoy their food. They also seemed to enjoy many nice things about life - movies, music, books, museums, driving and exploring. That is my kind of guy.

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sounds like you're describing a certain TKer there....
 
Tisiphone said:
Most the men I've dated have towered over me, and if they have a few extra pounds, who am I to care since I've got a few myself.
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You have nothing to worry about though. From what I've been told, all of your "extra pounds" are in all the right places ;)
 
Volpone said:
Well.

In an "interesting" development, I've met a cute, interesting girl (not as skinny as I like 'em, but there's a definite chemistry) who is interested in me--and found out a little over a month ago that she has a rare form of cancer.

As God is my witness, I have no idea how to play this one. So I guess we'll just see where it goes from here.
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Did she live?
 
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