As the new owner of this site

[alabaster]

I have a task for all of you.

Win me the heart of Miss Tanner...and I shall spare your lives.

chop chop, I don't have all day.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

 

[jack]

You want sloppy seconds?

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I remember seeing some world war II nose art on one of our bombers.

Had some gal on it "Mrs (something)," and the caption was "sloppy but safe." Always thought that was funny.

 

[alabaster]

You want sloppy seconds?

This from a guy who is so old he hasn't had an erection since Regan left Hollywood.

 

[jack]

Oh man, my dick is so big I'm fucking you with it next wednesday already.

 

[Ally Bastard]

So, where are all the chix?

 

[alabaster]

Oh man, my dick is so big I'm fucking you with it next wednesday already.

Listen up asswad. It is not fair to make me laugh wile I am crushing you like a bug....that was pretty good...don't do it again.

 

[alabaster]

So, where are all the chix?

You know you own when people take the time to name troll you....pay homage to your new master. EXCELLENT!

 

[Ally Bastard]

You know where the chix are?

 

[alabaster]

You know where the chix are?

They are on my cock...it's like at the fair. Chix on a stick

 

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